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 521st Post Sun Jun 15th, 2008 06:10 am 

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3 hours is a long time, if you did not really want to be there anyway.



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The woman is pregnant and in the process of getting a divorce from her no good husband. And, I heard one old man grilling the woman's mother about that at the shower. Rude...imho!!!



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Couples showers should be outlawed....



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Busy making my own joke here...



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and I'm sure its funny....



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 526th Post Mon Jun 16th, 2008 02:40 am 

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Or maybe I've been watching too much Craig!



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Is that possible?



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It could be warping my sense of humor more than it already is...



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churchlady wrote: Or maybe I've been watching too much Craig!

gumpbowl wrote: Is that possible?


NO

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Has Jeanne skipped the country with Craig??



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seems as this might be a possibility...



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Listening to Dana Carvey's HBO special....pretty funny for the most part!



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That is good.



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churchlady wrote: Has Jeanne skipped the country with Craig??

Craig was in Canada over the weekend..............if anyone talks with Jeanne, she if she's started saying "eh" at the end of her sentences........ :wink:

 

We learned about the drinking habits of giraffes ( some of whom, apparently, are snobs :smile: ) tonight. 



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Have people taught them that, or does it happen naturaly.



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Not sure...............and I haven't quite figured out why some Canadians and Virginians say "aboot" instead of "about" and "hoose" instead of "house."

Not aware of any specific linguistic connections between Canada & Virginia, but I'd be interested in finding out. 

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A true story about my persian himalayan cat, Wookie...

Monday night, we noticed Wookie wasn't inside. My brother in law and his son were at our home visiting, but they didn't know anything either. We called Wookie a few times, looked outside and went to bed. Kept getting up and calling him. Hubby got up at 5am to look for him, looked outside again...still no Wookie. Left to get in my car on the driveway and there was Wookie meowing at me from inside our truck. He spent the night in the truck b/c my brother in law decided to take him to the store and forgot to bring him back in. After I finished laughing b/c Wookie looked so funny in there, it dawned on me how serious things could have ended if I hadn't found him before it got hot. Hubby was hacked and called his brother who was at our house until 11pm watching TV that night and never remembered that Wookie was still in the truck...even with us calling and looking for him. Good thing his kids are grown!!



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Ouch on that one.
Glad he was alright.



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Wookie is like our kid since he doesn't know he's a cat. Couldn't stand for anything bad to happen to him.



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That is the way Junior was when he was around. Especially before Nathan was born.



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