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Ric
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261st Post Thu Jan 31st, 2008 04:51 pm |   |
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The Pursuit of Happiness is the group
I'm An Adult Now
Well, I don't hate my parents
I don't get drunk just to spite them
I've got my own reasons to drink now
Think I'll call my dad up and invite him
I can sleep in till noon anytime I want
Though there's not many days that I do
Gotta get up and take on that world
When your an adult it's no cliche it's the truth
(Chorus)
'Cause I'm an adult now
I'm an adult now
I've got the problems of an adult
On my head and on my shoulders
I'm an adult now
I can't even look at young girls anymore
People will think I'm some kind of pervert
Adult sex is either boring or dirty
Young people they can get away with murder
I don't write songs about girls anymore
I have to write songs about women
No more boy meets girl boy loses girl
More like man tries to figure out what the hell went wrong
I can't take any more illicit drugs
I can't afford any artificial joy
I'd sure look like a fool dead in a ditch somewhere
With a mind full of chemicals
Like some cheese-eating high school boy
Sometimes my head hurts and sometimes my stomach hurts
And I guess it won't be long
Till I'm sitting in a room with a bunch
of people whose necks and backs are aching
Whose sight and hearing's failing
Who just can't seem to get it up
Speaking of hearing, I can't take too much loud music
I mean I like to play it, but I sure don't like the racket
Noise, but I can't hear anything
Just guitars screaming, screaming, screaming
Some guy screaming in a leather jacket
Wooah!
(Chorus)
____________________ All I ask is a chance to prove
that money can't make me happy.
"There are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary. And there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance."
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gumpbowl
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262nd Post Thu Jan 31st, 2008 06:31 pm | |
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| Wow that is pretty deep. I can agree with some of it.
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Ric
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263rd Post Thu Jan 31st, 2008 07:00 pm |   |
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| heh... yep.
____________________ All I ask is a chance to prove
that money can't make me happy.
"There are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary. And there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance."
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churchlady
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264th Post Fri Feb 1st, 2008 08:36 pm | |
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| Thanks for posting it Ric. That's definitely the song I'm thinking of...
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Ric
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265th Post Sun Feb 3rd, 2008 09:19 pm |   |
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| no problem.. I hadn't remembered that song until you brought it up.... and yeah, it IS kinda deep. gump.....
____________________ All I ask is a chance to prove
that money can't make me happy.
"There are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary. And there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance."
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albertmorris
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266th Post Mon Feb 4th, 2008 10:13 pm | |
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Son once asked, "Dad, I just want to be deep." I told him he was on his own.
____________________ A madman is no less a musician than you or me. It is just that his instrument is a little out of tune.
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Ric
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267th Post Mon Feb 4th, 2008 10:53 pm |   |
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heh...:)
I'd have sent him to his mother, had it been me... :)Last edited on Mon Feb 4th, 2008 10:54 pm by Ric
____________________ All I ask is a chance to prove
that money can't make me happy.
"There are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary. And there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance."
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gumpbowl
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268th Post Tue Feb 5th, 2008 05:02 am | |
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| My child already thinks he is deep.
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Benbrook Susie
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269th Post Tue Feb 5th, 2008 07:06 am |   |
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With the eclecticism of his parents, that kid's got a bright & brilliant future !!  Last edited on Tue Feb 5th, 2008 07:06 am by Benbrook Susie
____________________ Little Cindy-Lou Who, who was no more than two
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gumpbowl
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270th Post Tue Feb 5th, 2008 06:25 pm | |
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| Eclectic or excentric?
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albertmorris
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271st Post Tue Feb 5th, 2008 09:03 pm |   |
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gumpbowl wrote: Eclectic or excentric?
A bit of both wouldn't hurt anybody.
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gumpbowl
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272nd Post Wed Feb 6th, 2008 06:44 am | |
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| I know i am one of them.
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Benbrook Susie
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273rd Post Wed Feb 6th, 2008 07:31 am |   |
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gumpbowl wrote: Eclectic or excentric?
YES
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gumpbowl
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274th Post Wed Feb 6th, 2008 07:01 pm | |
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| Nice response. You are learning well.
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Ric
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275th Post Wed Feb 6th, 2008 09:10 pm |   |
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| Positively
____________________ All I ask is a chance to prove
that money can't make me happy.
"There are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary. And there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance."
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albertmorris
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276th Post Thu Feb 7th, 2008 11:44 pm | |
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| As a young'n, I would often read "eclectic" as "electric" and vice versa. I learned to slow down after using "eclectic eel" in 9th grade Science...
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Benbrook Susie
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277th Post Fri Feb 8th, 2008 07:15 am |   |
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But....but.....who's to say that there isn't actually an eclectic species of eel ( electric or non- ) that hadn't been discovered at the time of your report ?! 
____________________ Little Cindy-Lou Who, who was no more than two
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albertmorris
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278th Post Fri Feb 8th, 2008 04:39 pm | |
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I am going to conjure up a description of our newly discovered eclectic eel. When satisfied, a letter will be sent to Mr. Kish.
I would like a little help - just in case anyone has seen one.....
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gumpbowl
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279th Post Sat Feb 9th, 2008 07:21 am |   |
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The eclectic eel goes side to side, back and forth, and changes depth on a whim.
Hope that helps.
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Benbrook Susie
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280th Post Sat Feb 9th, 2008 07:25 am | |
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Um, a former neighbor's cousin majored in Oceanography, but i haven't heard from either of them in many years............ 
HAY, one could submit a submission to the Pedia Of Wiki concerning a heretofore overlooked eel species !!! ( They're not big on fact-checking, right ?? ) You I mean one could then include documentation in one's letter to Mr. Kish. *
* Not that I'm advocating such a practice; this is meant for infotainment purposes only. Consult your doctor before beginning any research project. The BBS Attorney Consortium has approved this disclaimer. Or they will as soon as I suggest it to them.
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