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Ric
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1st Post Tue Mar 18th, 2008 04:30 pm | |
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9 WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with noth ing usuall y end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").
(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying ____ YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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gumpbowl
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2nd Post Wed Mar 19th, 2008 06:23 am | |
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| Good to see I am not the only one familiar with these.
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Ric
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3rd Post Wed Mar 19th, 2008 12:03 pm | |
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| yep
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The wife says I'm obsessed with Baseball. Wow, did THAT come out of left field.
"There are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary. And there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance."
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Roders
God, Family, Green Bay Packers
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4th Post Wed Mar 19th, 2008 02:36 pm | |
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| I get the nothing bit every now and then. My wife is better at using traditional words men understand better. For instance I get this one a lot, "You did what?"
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churchlady
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5th Post Wed Mar 19th, 2008 04:41 pm | |
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| Here's what my husband just said..."I could write a book on that sh%t". I don't understand why he said that...
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gumpbowl
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6th Post Wed Mar 19th, 2008 05:46 pm | |
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Sure you don't.
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Texie
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7th Post Thu Mar 20th, 2008 02:30 pm | |
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churchlady wrote: Here's what my husband just said..."I could write a book on that sh%t". I don't understand why he said that...
They all say it. 
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gumpbowl
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8th Post Thu Mar 20th, 2008 05:54 pm | |
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Texie wrote: churchlady wrote: Here's what my husband just said..."I could write a book on that sh%t". I don't understand why he said that...
They all say it.
I do not. I'm too lazy to even think of writing a book.
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churchlady
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9th Post Thu Mar 20th, 2008 06:12 pm | |
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| As a matter of fact, I used the "whatever" on him several times last night. "Whatever" seems appropriate when someone has promised to do something several times and it hasn't happened yet. So, it means "I'll believe it when I see it" around our house.
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Texie
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10th Post Thu Mar 20th, 2008 07:30 pm | |
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When I use the word "whatever" I'm accused of being passive aggressive.
"Whatever..."
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Ric
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11th Post Thu Mar 20th, 2008 10:31 pm | |
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churchlady wrote:
As a matter of fact, I used the "whatever" on him several times last night. "Whatever" seems appropriate when someone has promised to do something several times and it hasn't happened yet. So, it means "I'll believe it when I see it" around our house.
Whatever....
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The wife says I'm obsessed with Baseball. Wow, did THAT come out of left field.
"There are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary. And there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance."
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churchlady
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12th Post Fri Mar 21st, 2008 02:58 am | |
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| Oh, I'm sure you've NEVER heard that word Ric...
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Ric
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13th Post Fri Mar 21st, 2008 04:53 am | |
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| Thanks.....
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The wife says I'm obsessed with Baseball. Wow, did THAT come out of left field.
"There are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary. And there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance."
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churchlady
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14th Post Fri Mar 21st, 2008 05:11 am | |
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| Well, you know that #2 never would apply to me b/c I'm ALWAYS on time...
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Ric
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15th Post Mon Apr 21st, 2008 09:13 pm | |
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| didn't you get to a recent ball game late??
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The wife says I'm obsessed with Baseball. Wow, did THAT come out of left field.
"There are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary. And there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance."
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churchlady
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16th Post Tue Apr 22nd, 2008 12:19 am | |
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No, I was there by the first inning...that's on time for me!!
WHATEVER!!!!!
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Ric
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17th Post Tue Apr 22nd, 2008 02:43 am | |
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| Ok, Fine.
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The wife says I'm obsessed with Baseball. Wow, did THAT come out of left field.
"There are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary. And there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance."
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churchlady
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18th Post Tue Apr 22nd, 2008 02:53 am | |
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LOUD SIGH!!!! Last edited on Tue Apr 22nd, 2008 02:53 am by churchlady
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Ric
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19th Post Tue Apr 22nd, 2008 09:34 pm | |
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| heh...
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The wife says I'm obsessed with Baseball. Wow, did THAT come out of left field.
"There are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary. And there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance."
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churchlady
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20th Post Tue Apr 22nd, 2008 11:47 pm | |
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| I'm sitting here trying to think of words that Men use, but mostly they use ignoration...
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