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And now, for your listening and dancing pleasure, here are Gerry & The Pacemakers with tonight's WBBS Management Serenade Selection, Ferry 'Cross The Mersey :
Life goes on day after day
Hearts torn in every way
So ferry 'cross the Mersey
'Cause this land's the place I love, and here I'll stay
People they rush everywhere
Each with their own secret care
So ferry 'cross the Mersey
And always take me there, the place I love
People around every corner
They seem to smile and say
We don't care what your name is, boy
We'll never turn you away
So I'll continue to say
Here I always will stay
So ferry 'cross the Mersey
'Cause this land's the place I love, and here I'll stay
And here I'll stay........here I'll stay
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For our comedic interlude, please welcome Bobby Russell with tonight's Bonus Selection, Saturday Morning Confusion :
Here they come, warmin' up
I hear the pitter-patter of little people on the livin' room rug
Woe is me, there goes the TV
Now it's Popeye and Pluto, Batman and Bozo
Don't spill the corn flakes, they'll break at lunch break
Home from the office, why did I stop to have a beer with the boys?
Now my head's 'bout to pop
It's a Saturday morning confusion
If you think you can sleep, it's illusion
'Cause you'll probably get a rude intrusion from Harry The Dog
Harry The Dog is as big as can be
An' Harry The Dog had puppies last week
We couldn't tell if it's a he or a she, now we know
It's a Saturday morning confusion
If I could just get to the bathroom
And get a cold rag and an aspirin to help how I feel
But here come the twins and they're screamin' at me
Where is the deal to turn off the TV ?
"Go ask your mother and quietly, your daddy is ill"
There he is ---- Cousin Jack
You got the leaf rake, too, keep at it 'til I get it all back
Hangin' round my yard, snoopin' in my garage
I tolerate 'im because he's my cousin
He's nice to the kids and Harry just loves him !
It's a Saturday morning confusion
And if I could just hide in my attic
So I couldn't hear my wife yellin' "Take 'em all to the show"
I'll take the whole neighborhood to the show
I'll just walk out in back where the money-tree grows
Grab me a handful and off to the show we'll go
It's a Saturday morning confusion
And if I could just get a transfusion
Or maybe go hide in the bedroom till five o'clock
Let it be known that at five the TV
Is gonna be tuned to the Game Of the Week
And that goes for dogs and twins and the whole family
It's a Saturday morning confusion
It's a Saturday morning confusion, day is done
Cousin Jack, in his yard cooking steaks on a grill that I'll never get back
The twins in front of the TV, Harry with his fam'ly
Sis on her date and Mom at the door smiles as she surveys the sight
For the first time today, the kingdom is quiet
LORD, LET US THANK YOU FOR SATURDAYS
AND MAY THEY REMAIN OUR FRIENDS !!
'Cause I work all week long
Be strong till they're grown
And next Saturday then, we'll do it again
Oh here they come, warmin' up
I hear the pitter-patter of little people on the livin' room rug
Woe is me! There goes the TV.......
What a truly sweet, hilarious song. I especially love this line about Harry The Dog :
An' Harry The Dog had puppies last week
We couldn't tell if it's a he or a she, now we know 
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Ninja Kat
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Need humidity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Greetings, Nite Owls !! 
Checking radar ( Channel 5 website ) even as I type.....green stuff nearing Haslet. Come on, humidity !!!!!
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Ninja Kat
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Lasted for 1/2 a day..............
Dang wind!!!!!
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Pretty much.... I looked at myslef closely in the mirror, I was soooo dry, I had premature fine lines......soaked in a vat of lotion, and they were gone......I think I need to drink more water.......
Anyone got a straw???? I'm on my way to Hoover Dam!
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Ramster just came to me a few minutes ago and asked for me to brew the 'humiditea' stuff I make when it gets really dry in the house.......
I am DUE for some rain here!!!!!
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But of course!!!
I am going to put a bit of anise seeds in this one to sweeten the smell.
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Ninja Kat
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RAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO Rangers!!!!!!
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Greetings, Nite Owls !!
Wooo hooo for your rain !! Mostly wind & clouds over here Sunday, but much downpourage on Saturday, with real humidity in the evening ---- the kind that makes paper limp and forms moisture on every surface. :)
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A certain baseball team needs some more guardian angels.......
Was hoping not to have to deal with or even think of the Evil Empire 'til at least spring training. 
