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 241st Post Mon Apr 14th, 2008 02:13 am 

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You gonna THANK ME for the recipe Hephyr?



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 242nd Post Mon Apr 14th, 2008 02:27 am 

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YabetcherassIam. We tried it, and it was great!

CarGuy, yer gonna make someone a great little housewife some day, with recipes like that. Thanks!



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 243rd Post Mon Apr 14th, 2008 02:29 am 

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If you don't thank Carguy for helping you out.. You are screwed from here on out!

I'm just sayin........................

Last edited on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 02:32 am by Orphie



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 244th Post Mon Apr 14th, 2008 02:30 am 

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Glad it worked out.  Saw it on the Food Network!



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 245th Post Mon Apr 14th, 2008 02:38 am 

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just curious...in a gun fight....how can anyone around here tell who's got their back?!



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 246th Post Mon Apr 14th, 2008 03:16 am 

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SpaceCowboy wrote: just curious...in a gun fight....how can anyone around here tell who's got their back?!


Invite a troll and see what happens...........:smile:



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 247th Post Mon Apr 14th, 2008 03:19 am 

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Orphie wrote: SpaceCowboy wrote: just curious...in a gun fight....how can anyone around here tell who's got their back?!


Invite a troll and see what happens...........:smile:

What's that suppose to mean CarGuy?

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 248th Post Mon Apr 14th, 2008 03:36 am 

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SpaceCowboy wrote: just curious...in a gun fight....how can anyone around here tell who's got their back?!
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 249th Post Mon Apr 14th, 2008 05:01 am 

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Not sure OTT, but I think it was un-nice.  #249



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 250th Post Mon Apr 14th, 2008 05:02 am 

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 251st Post Mon Apr 14th, 2008 02:53 pm 

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*****APPLAUSE*****



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 252nd Post Mon Apr 14th, 2008 03:04 pm 

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I bet it never makes it to a 1,000 posts

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 253rd Post Mon Apr 14th, 2008 03:08 pm 

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Well we can try #253

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 254th Post Mon Apr 14th, 2008 03:21 pm 

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OnTexasTime wrote: I bet it never makes it to a 1,000 posts

If we get started we could be there by noon, but there is no reason to get in a hurry.

It's kind of nice having a bulletin board thread where you can stick recipes and other useful/useless information up.



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 255th Post Mon Apr 14th, 2008 03:43 pm 

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Where's Orphie today?



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 256th Post Mon Apr 14th, 2008 03:47 pm 

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Didn't you get the memo?



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 257th Post Mon Apr 14th, 2008 03:52 pm 

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Jami I don't think you have ever had a bad avatar, I enjoy each one you put up.

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 258th Post Mon Apr 14th, 2008 03:52 pm 

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Zephyr wrote: Where's Orphie today?

I just turned in the rent car and got my Tahoe back.. THIS IS AN AWSOME MONDAY! :smile:  OK.. thats all about me today.. it seems to "bother" some peeps when they see my name..

PLFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT



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 259th Post Mon Apr 14th, 2008 04:05 pm 

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Orphie! Ya made bail!



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 260th Post Mon Apr 14th, 2008 04:11 pm 

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Britney does her best KMc imitation:

Britney Spears had a lovely game of dominoes at the weekend, except she used her car instead of little plastic brick bearing dots. Obviously she isn't allowed to drive too far away from her gated community, so she had to make sure she came to someone's attention close to home. And how! Britney managed to smash into the back the car in front at fast enough speed to shunt it forward into the one in front. Oh, it's a motor insurance labyrinth that she's entered!

To add insult to injury (well OK, no one was hurt), Britney was foolish enough to damage her lovely, brand-new Audi by driving it straight into the back of an old Nissan, which before giving up the ghost forever elected to throw itself into the back of another expensive car. Probably because it wanted to get into the papers.

Oddly enough, accompanying Britney and her ever-present band of paparazzi was a police officer who saw the whole thing. He followed procedure and performed a 'field sobriety test' which the singer passed, which means he asked her, "Are you sober?" and she said "Yeah, thanks, can I go now?"

No injuries have been reported so far, though the minute the Nissan driver realises who nudged the back of his car he'll be suffering from the most severe whiplash in the history of the world.



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