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CarGuy
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341st Post Mon Apr 21st, 2008 07:06 pm | |
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 Back atcha!
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Zephyr
D.D. Chaplain
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342nd Post Mon Apr 21st, 2008 08:13 pm | |
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| Regarding your signature line, CG, I've found that women don't like it when you set up a bridal registry at the Black Dragon Bar and Grill, either. OR Salvation Army Retail Outlets.
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Lily1
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343rd Post Mon Apr 21st, 2008 08:16 pm | |
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| Bump #343
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CarGuy
Car Czar
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344th Post Mon Apr 21st, 2008 08:20 pm | |
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Zephyr wrote: Regarding your signature line, CG, I've found that women don't like it when you set up a bridal registry at the Black Dragon Bar and Grill, either. OR Salvation Army Retail Outlets.
Your just hanging out in the wrong places my friend.
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Zephyr
D.D. Chaplain
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345th Post Mon Apr 21st, 2008 08:21 pm | |
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CarGuy wrote: Zephyr wrote: Regarding your signature line, CG, I've found that women don't like it when you set up a bridal registry at the Black Dragon Bar and Grill, either. OR Salvation Army Retail Outlets.
Your just hanging out in the wrong places my friend. I met the woman in a lineup at the Highland Park Police station. What can I say?
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Bump
Official Bumpster
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346th Post Tue Apr 22nd, 2008 12:33 am | |
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Bump wrote: I was out there raising the prices for gas on the sign when the suction cup fell off my pole. CarGuy can you come by here and hold the ladder so I can get the prices changed?
I waited all day for CarGuy to come hold the ladder, but he never showed.
His tupperware party must have gone long.
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Zephyr
D.D. Chaplain
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347th Post Tue Apr 22nd, 2008 01:08 am | |
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Bump wrote: Bump wrote: I was out there raising the prices for gas on the sign when the suction cup fell off my pole. CarGuy can you come by here and hold the ladder so I can get the prices changed?
I waited all day for CarGuy to come hold the ladder, but he never showed.
His tupperware party must have gone long.
It's Monday. Isn't today Avon day?
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Zephyr
D.D. Chaplain
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348th Post Tue Apr 22nd, 2008 12:57 pm | |
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CarGuy
Car Czar
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349th Post Tue Apr 22nd, 2008 01:52 pm | |
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CarGuy
Car Czar
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350th Post Tue Apr 22nd, 2008 01:52 pm | |
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Bump
Official Bumpster
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351st Post Tue Apr 22nd, 2008 02:15 pm | |
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CarGuy wrote: 350! satisfied Avon customers!
We are so proud of you!
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Zephyr
D.D. Chaplain
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352nd Post Tue Apr 22nd, 2008 02:28 pm | |
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| Group hugs all around!
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CarGuy
Car Czar
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353rd Post Tue Apr 22nd, 2008 02:46 pm | |
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Bump wrote: CarGuy wrote:
350! satisfied Avon customers!
We are so proud of you!
Thanks for being my BEST customer Bump!
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Bump
Official Bumpster
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354th Post Tue Apr 22nd, 2008 03:07 pm | |
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CarGuy wrote: Bump wrote: CarGuy wrote:
350! satisfied Avon customers!
We are so proud of you!
Thanks for being my BEST customer Bump!
What can I say, but the current Mrs. Bump has a lot of asphalt to cover.
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Zephyr
D.D. Chaplain
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355th Post Tue Apr 22nd, 2008 03:12 pm | |
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Bump wrote: CarGuy wrote: Bump wrote: CarGuy wrote:
350! satisfied Avon customers!
We are so proud of you!
Thanks for being my BEST customer Bump!
What can I say, but the current Mrs. Bump has a lot of asphalt to cover. Better not let her see you discussing her asphalt. That's kind o' personal yanno.
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Orphie
Hissley is a Dude
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356th Post Tue Apr 22nd, 2008 03:23 pm | |
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Man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. Bartender says
Sir what can I get you?
Man says, Give me a beer and one for the road.........
oh my gosh that ones cracks me up!
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Zephyr
D.D. Chaplain
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357th Post Tue Apr 22nd, 2008 04:20 pm | |
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| Orphie, we gotta work with you......
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CarGuy
Car Czar
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358th Post Tue Apr 22nd, 2008 04:22 pm | |
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| So, how's the weather in Angie's world?
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bodine
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359th Post Tue Apr 22nd, 2008 04:23 pm | |
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CarGuy wrote: So, how's the weather in Angie's world?
How can she tell? She's wearin' a pressure suit...
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CarGuy
Car Czar
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360th Post Tue Apr 22nd, 2008 11:58 pm | |
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