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Bump
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361st Post Wed Apr 23rd, 2008 03:14 pm | |
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This is getting old every morning they call us from the big man's office and say raise the gas price's a Penny. I keep telling them I have no suction cup on my pole to change the numbers. I have to drag the ladder out front and change the numbers that way. I worry somebody is going to steal the ladder out from under me while I am up there.
But I do what I have to, it takes a lot of Avon to keep Mrs. Bump's asphalt covered up.
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Zephyr
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362nd Post Wed Apr 23rd, 2008 03:16 pm | |
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| How IS her asphalt today?
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Bump
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363rd Post Wed Apr 23rd, 2008 03:28 pm | |
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Zephyr wrote: How IS her asphalt today?
You must have missed this early today. It is much like an episode of "This is Your Life" for us.
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Bump
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364th Post Thu Apr 24th, 2008 12:21 am | |
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| Orphie I am so sorry, I know you are feeling neglected. CarGuy is busy playing with his little shower buddy CactusHopper who came by to play.
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CarGuy
Car Czar
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365th Post Fri Apr 25th, 2008 01:33 am | |
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Hopper's wearing the TShirt from his new support group:
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Zephyr
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366th Post Fri Apr 25th, 2008 12:51 pm | |
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| I saw him passed out in a gutter one night. As I was looking at him, I noticed he was wearing his Alcoholics Anonymous tshirt.
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Bump
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367th Post Sun Apr 27th, 2008 12:38 am | |
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With the way people grip at me about the cost of gas you would think they would stay home. Long day at the mini-mart one car after another buying gas. First they come in to put up thier money and gripe about having to pay first and then they come back in and gripe some more about the price of gas.
Lady is gripping this morning and in comes dear sweet Orphie and hears the exchange. She says to me, I don't know what she is talking about gas is still costing me $20.00 dollars.  I wish I had more customers like her.
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Orphle
Stoli is self absorbent
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368th Post Mon Apr 28th, 2008 03:35 pm | |
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Cleaned the pool this weekend and Hubby couldn;t WAIT to get in it! I'm gonna wait until it gets a little warmer.
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Zephyr
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369th Post Mon Apr 28th, 2008 05:03 pm | |
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| Wait! Where's the diving board?
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CarGuy
Car Czar
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370th Post Tue Apr 29th, 2008 12:45 am | |
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| Hey Angie..I'd have probably kept that picture hidden somewhere.
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OnTexasTime
Now on Daylight savings time.
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371st Post Tue Apr 29th, 2008 12:51 am | |
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I thought this thread had gone away.
and this is post 371, by the way.
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I am a member of 20 of the 39 Inner Circles here. Well, I know of 39 of them. I am pretty sure there are more, but they are keeping them secret from me.
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Zephyr
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372nd Post Tue Apr 29th, 2008 01:45 am | |
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CarGuy wrote: Hey Angie..I'd have probably kept that picture hidden somewhere. That's nothing, CarGuy. Whenever it rains, they strip down and run outside, yelling "Free Shower!"
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Zephyr
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373rd Post Tue Apr 29th, 2008 01:11 pm | |
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| ***** BUMP *****
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OnTexasTime
Now on Daylight savings time.
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374th Post Tue Apr 29th, 2008 01:18 pm | |
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At least I am getting notifications on this thread again.
#374
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Zephyr
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375th Post Tue Apr 29th, 2008 03:01 pm | |
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| Where IS Orphie today? Is she ignoring us?
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Lily1
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376th Post Tue Apr 29th, 2008 05:03 pm | |
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Zephyr wrote: Where IS Orphie today? Is she ignoring us?
I believe she is.... 
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OnTexasTime
Now on Daylight savings time.
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377th Post Tue Apr 29th, 2008 05:31 pm | |
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Hey Orphie, your Waco phone book wouldn't happen to have Hubbard numbers listed in it would it?
I am trying to locate a phone number over there and having no luck on the Internet.
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I am a member of 20 of the 39 Inner Circles here. Well, I know of 39 of them. I am pretty sure there are more, but they are keeping them secret from me.
(not a member of the Inner Circle that keeps up with the day of the week for Orphie)
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OnTexasTime
Now on Daylight savings time.
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378th Post Tue Apr 29th, 2008 06:09 pm | |
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OnTexasTime wrote: Hey Orphie, your Waco phone book wouldn't happen to have Hubbard numbers listed in it would it?
I am trying to locate a phone number over there and having no luck on the Internet.
Never mind I found the number I was needing for a furnisher re-finisher over in Hubbard.
I bought some 70 + year old raised panel cabinets out of the old GM dealer here's building.
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I am a member of 20 of the 39 Inner Circles here. Well, I know of 39 of them. I am pretty sure there are more, but they are keeping them secret from me.
(not a member of the Inner Circle that keeps up with the day of the week for Orphie)
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Stoli
Orphie is a SBWLLHCE!!!!!!!!
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379th Post Tue Apr 29th, 2008 09:52 pm | |
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| Orphie is sitting on her back porch drinking Hard Mike's enjoying her day off.
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Zephyr
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380th Post Wed Apr 30th, 2008 01:03 pm | |
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Stoli wrote: Orphie is sitting on her back porch drinking Hard Mike's enjoying her day off.
So she's one o' those who considers a six-pack and a bug light to be an evening's worth of entertainment?
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