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CarGuy
Car Czar
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161st Post Wed Apr 9th, 2008 05:16 pm | |
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| I can see you Burley! I can see you!
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Zephyr
D.D. Chaplain
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162nd Post Wed Apr 9th, 2008 05:53 pm | |
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CarGuy's current signature line states, "I once starred in a very popular movie about the Vietnam war called, Shaving Ryan's Privates."
This is not entirely accurate. The movie I starred in was about Ryan's divorce settlement, and was titled "Saving Ryan's Privates."
Sheesh. Get it right, Dude.
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CarGuy
Car Czar
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163rd Post Wed Apr 9th, 2008 06:32 pm | |
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That's NOT the way i heard the story there Z!
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bodine
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164th Post Wed Apr 9th, 2008 06:45 pm | |
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Zephyr wrote: CarGuy's current signature line states, "I once starred in a very popular movie about the Vietnam war called, Shaving Ryan's Privates."
This is not entirely accurate. The movie I starred in was about Ryan's divorce settlement, and was titled "Saving Ryan's Privates."
Sheesh. Get it right, Dude.
Sounds like Ryan has some splainin' to do....
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Stoli
Orphie is a SBWLLHCE!!!!!!!!
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165th Post Wed Apr 9th, 2008 06:48 pm | |
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Burley Glen wrote: OnTexasTime wrote: I just had three new heifer's move in to live here at my place for the next year. They are known as numbers 32, 34 & 37. I normally don't name them, but who here on the board should name these three young ones after?
naming heifer's after folks on the board...hmmm...heifers are of course female, so it would have to be female names...nope, better walk away...
+2!!!!!!!
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Burley Glen
Whatever...
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166th Post Wed Apr 9th, 2008 06:56 pm | |
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Stoli wrote: Burley Glen wrote: OnTexasTime wrote: I just had three new heifer's move in to live here at my place for the next year. They are known as numbers 32, 34 & 37. I normally don't name them, but who here on the board should name these three young ones after?
naming heifer's after folks on the board...hmmm...heifers are of course female, so it would have to be female names...nope, better walk away...
+2!!!!!!!
Let's let Zeph take the first stab...
Did Ryan get divorced and something about privates????
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bodine
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167th Post Wed Apr 9th, 2008 06:56 pm | |
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Burley Glen wrote: OnTexasTime wrote: I just had three new heifer's move in to live here at my place for the next year. They are known as numbers 32, 34 & 37. I normally don't name them, but who here on the board should name these three young ones after?
naming heifer's after folks on the board...hmmm...heifers are of course female, so it would have to be female names...nope, better walk away...
Well, technically, a heifer has not calved, yet...
so...
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Stoli
Orphie is a SBWLLHCE!!!!!!!!
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168th Post Wed Apr 9th, 2008 07:07 pm | |
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Burley Glen wrote: Stoli wrote: Burley Glen wrote: OnTexasTime wrote: I just had three new heifer's move in to live here at my place for the next year. They are known as numbers 32, 34 & 37. I normally don't name them, but who here on the board should name these three young ones after?
naming heifer's after folks on the board...hmmm...heifers are of course female, so it would have to be female names...nope, better walk away...
+2!!!!!!!
Let's let Zeph take the first stab...
Did Ryan get divorced and something about privates????
Well Carguy already said to name one after Orphie......if you went guilty by association on that......I could name the other two, but I might get shot at and have a hex put on me.
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Zephyr
D.D. Chaplain
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169th Post Wed Apr 9th, 2008 07:08 pm | |
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| HeHeHeHeHe....the mind boggles at the possibilities, but I will say nothing. Some o' these peeps might have concealed carry permits.
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CarGuy
Car Czar
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170th Post Wed Apr 9th, 2008 07:54 pm | |
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Little Zephyr is coming home from the store swinging a loaf
of bread in one hand, and the other hand in his pants pocket.
Along come Priest Joe and he thinks to himself, "This is a
good opportunity to say something from the bible to Little
Zephyr."
He walks up to Little Zephyr and says, "I see Little Zephyr
that you have the Staff of Life in one hand. What do you have
in the other?"
Little Zephyr replies, "A loaf of bread Father."
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Zephyr
D.D. Chaplain
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171st Post Wed Apr 9th, 2008 08:24 pm | |
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*Sighs*
Okay......here ya go:
Little CarGuy is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells CarGuy to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.
CarGuy didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why CarGuy, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." CarGuy thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.
A few weeks later, Little CarGuys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Little CarGuy runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"
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Burley Glen
Whatever...
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172nd Post Wed Apr 9th, 2008 08:48 pm | |
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Zephyr wrote: *Sighs*
Okay......here ya go:
Little CarGuy is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells CarGuy to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.
CarGuy didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why CarGuy, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." CarGuy thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.
A few weeks later, Little CarGuys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Little CarGuy runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"
And to think someone gets on to me for some of my comments...
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Texie
Native Texan
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173rd Post Wed Apr 9th, 2008 08:54 pm | |
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Zephyr...
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CarGuy
Car Czar
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174th Post Wed Apr 9th, 2008 09:26 pm | |
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Trixie put Zephyr in time out!
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Zephyr
D.D. Chaplain
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175th Post Wed Apr 9th, 2008 10:02 pm | |
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| Alright...WHO is posting under my good name?
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CarGuy
Car Czar
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176th Post Wed Apr 9th, 2008 11:00 pm | |
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| Delkus says we're all going die. He said you were first Zephyr.
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Zephyr
D.D. Chaplain
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177th Post Wed Apr 9th, 2008 11:10 pm | |
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CarGuy wrote: Delkus says we're all going die. He said you were first Zephyr. That explains the limo parked out front and the driver named Guido.
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CarGuy
Car Czar
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178th Post Thu Apr 10th, 2008 01:50 am | |
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Bump wrote: Really don't feel needed here.
your kinda falling down on the job! I can't carry this load all by myself!
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Bubba
Redneck Computer Geek
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179th Post Thu Apr 10th, 2008 01:54 am | |
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Bubba <------ *lookin' in thread..... *
WHOLLY SHIITE!!!!
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Kevin McCarthy
Benevolent Dictator
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180th Post Thu Apr 10th, 2008 02:32 am | |
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| anybody heard anything about a play called "the orphina monologues"?
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