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Sam
Renaissance Man
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1st Post Thu Apr 3rd, 2008 09:33 pm | |
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(Andy Rooney voice) Did you ever notice (ARV off) that it doesn't matter what a thread's about on DD. If you post a picture of a cute puppy dog, Jami --who lost her glasses when Zephyr glued them to Orphie's helmet -- will mistake it for a squirrel and shoot it. This will necessitate a call to Hissley for technical support. By the time it's all said and done, F.N. Lemur and Velcro the Monkey will be joining the party and swirlie things will be flying around and getting spilled on the floor.
It's just bizarre, I tell ya.
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Muhammad
TECHNICAL SUPPORT JIHAD!!!!!!!
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2nd Post Thu Apr 3rd, 2008 09:35 pm | |
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I wish to inform you that I have just terminated your cable services for your failure to mention me.
May the screens of all your televisions sets be as clear as a sandstorm.
Last edited on Thu Apr 3rd, 2008 09:36 pm by Muhammad
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Just Me
Gone to Wally-World
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3rd Post Thu Apr 3rd, 2008 09:41 pm | |
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Muhammad wrote: I wish to inform you that I have just terminated your cable services for your failure to mention me.
May the screens of all your televisions sets be as clear as a sandstorm.
Don't you have a jihad you should be working on or something? 
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Muhammad
TECHNICAL SUPPORT JIHAD!!!!!!!
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4th Post Thu Apr 3rd, 2008 09:45 pm | |
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Just Me wrote: Muhammad wrote: I wish to inform you that I have just terminated your cable services for your failure to mention me.
May the screens of all your televisions sets be as clear as a sandstorm.
Don't you have a jihad you should be working on or something?
It is my day off, and I will thank you very much for keeping your nose out of my personal affairs.
My the fleas of a 1000 camels invest your ears for all days.
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Just Me
Gone to Wally-World
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5th Post Thu Apr 3rd, 2008 09:52 pm | |
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Muhammad wrote: It is my day off, and I will thank you very much for keeping your nose out of my personal affairs.
My the fleas of a 1000 camels invest your ears for all days.
Boy, that sounds scary. 
I could care less about whose camel you're having an affair with.
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Zephyr
Hosiery Inspector
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6th Post Thu Apr 3rd, 2008 11:45 pm | |
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Muhammed, be quiet or I'll have your cab license pulled. If you'll behave, I'll invite ya to my house for a ham sandwich.
We need to open another Jami thread. Those are fun.
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Mr. Bubble
Patriot
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7th Post Thu Apr 3rd, 2008 11:48 pm | |
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| Muhammed, do you like spam?
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Orphie
Hissley is a Dude
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8th Post Fri Apr 4th, 2008 03:08 am | |
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Sam wrote: (Andy Rooney voice) Did you ever notice (ARV off) that it doesn't matter what a thread's about on DD. If you post a picture of a cute puppy dog, Jami --who lost her glasses when Zephyr glued them to Orphie's helmet -- will mistake it for a squirrel and shoot it. This will necessitate a call to Hissley for technical support. By the time it's all said and done, F.N. Lemur and Velcro the Monkey will be joining the party and swirlie things will be flying around and getting spilled on the floor.
It's just bizarre, I tell ya.
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Jami
My day is Thursday
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9th Post Fri Apr 4th, 2008 03:31 am | |
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Sam wrote: (Andy Rooney voice) Did you ever notice (ARV off) that it doesn't matter what a thread's about on DD. If you post a picture of a cute puppy dog, Jami --who lost her glasses when Zephyr glued them to Orphie's helmet -- will mistake it for a squirrel and shoot it. This will necessitate a call to Hissley for technical support. By the time it's all said and done, F.N. Lemur and Velcro the Monkey will be joining the party and swirlie things will be flying around and getting spilled on the floor.
It's just bizarre, I tell ya.
It's like I tell my husband.......I may be a lot of things but boring is not one of them. 
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Zephyr asked me what IDK meant. I told him, I don't know....he said, "Sheesh, no one knows the answer".
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Jami
My day is Thursday
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10th Post Fri Apr 4th, 2008 03:33 am | |
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Zephyr wrote: Muhammed, be quiet or I'll have your cab license pulled. If you'll behave, I'll invite ya to my house for a ham sandwich.
We need to open another Jami thread. Those are fun.
Zeph...I'm out of town right now..BEHAVE!
TG.....we went to Auntie Pasta's tonight. It was great, thanks! The Italian Margs were the best!
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Zephyr asked me what IDK meant. I told him, I don't know....he said, "Sheesh, no one knows the answer".
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tennis gal
Frog Fan
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11th Post Fri Apr 4th, 2008 03:44 am | |
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Jami wrote:
TG.....we went to Auntie Pasta's tonight. It was great, thanks! The Italian Margs were the best!
Glad you liked it. I guess you took my advice and told them you were a friend of mine and not rusty's. Otherwise, they wouldn't have let you in.
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Jami
My day is Thursday
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12th Post Fri Apr 4th, 2008 03:58 am | |
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But of course.
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Zephyr asked me what IDK meant. I told him, I don't know....he said, "Sheesh, no one knows the answer".
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Zephyr
Hosiery Inspector
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13th Post Fri Apr 4th, 2008 05:17 pm | |
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Jami wrote: Zephyr wrote: Muhammed, be quiet or I'll have your cab license pulled. If you'll behave, I'll invite ya to my house for a ham sandwich.
We need to open another Jami thread. Those are fun.
Zeph...I'm out of town right now..BEHAVE!
TG.....we went to Auntie Pasta's tonight. It was great, thanks! The Italian Margs were the best!
Don't you live in a town that's so small that it's impossible to be anything BUT out-of-town?
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Jami
My day is Thursday
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14th Post Fri Apr 4th, 2008 11:36 pm | |
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Zephyr wrote: Jami wrote: Zephyr wrote: Muhammed, be quiet or I'll have your cab license pulled. If you'll behave, I'll invite ya to my house for a ham sandwich.
We need to open another Jami thread. Those are fun.
Zeph...I'm out of town right now..BEHAVE!
TG.....we went to Auntie Pasta's tonight. It was great, thanks! The Italian Margs were the best!
Don't you live in a town that's so small that it's impossible to be anything BUT out-of-town?
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Orphie
Hissley is a Dude
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15th Post Sat Apr 5th, 2008 12:40 am | |
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quit bumping this Jami !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! J***
i hate the thread title
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Zephyr
Hosiery Inspector
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16th Post Sat Apr 5th, 2008 01:09 am | |
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| What's wrong with the thread title?
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Burley Glen
Whatever...
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17th Post Sat Apr 5th, 2008 02:50 am | |
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Zephyr wrote: What's wrong with the thread title?
I like the thread title, but Sam forgot to mention that somewhere along the line, Ryan and Stoli are going to decide the thread calls for leaving early and getting a beer... ...which is as it should be...
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Sam
Renaissance Man
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18th Post Sat Apr 5th, 2008 08:10 am | |
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Leaving early to get a beer? How bout calling in sick to go fishing?
That inevitably leads to lost cell phones and sunglasses, and the aforementioned beer.
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Orphle
Stoli is self absorbent
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19th Post Sat Apr 5th, 2008 01:58 pm | |
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Bump. I like being on top. bhwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Orphie
Hissley is a Dude
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20th Post Sat Apr 5th, 2008 02:56 pm | |
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Orphle wrote: Bump. I like being on top. bhwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
CARGUY YOU ARE NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT FUNNY!!!!!!
TRAFFIC WILL SUCK FOR YOU GOING HOME!
Think I will be a call in guest today.. Look out Buckoo!
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