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| Posted: Sat Mar 20th, 2010 12:12 am |
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| Posted: Sat Mar 20th, 2010 12:26 am |
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clovisman
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Okay Sandra. You've been cheated on by this goofball and he chose an uearthly skank. I know that you lurk on Dallas Digest. Your heart is broken and I'm unattached...isn't it time for a little Jarvisliciousness in your life? C'mon, Sandra, pm me.....you know you want to.
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| Posted: Sat Mar 20th, 2010 12:28 am |
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GregfromBurbank
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Rock wrote: Stoli wrote: TG - Women that I date, I am not a fan of a bunch of Tattoos, but a couple 2 or 3 doesn't bother me though.
I don't know if you read my post earlier about my girl friend that is all tatted up.
As for my guy friends, I have some that you would more then likely cross the street if you saw them coming, but if introduced you to them, you would think they were some of the nicest polite young men that you have ever met.javascript:%20document.editor_form.post_reply.value=1;%20document.editor_form.submit(); Stoli.........for the record Skank does not mean bad person, necessarily.
You're an even FUNNIER guy.
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| Posted: Sat Mar 20th, 2010 12:30 am |
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GregfromBurbank
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clovisman wrote: Okay Sandra. You've been cheated on by this goofball and YOU CHOSE HIM.
..hope you don't mind my minor adjustment.
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| Posted: Sat Mar 20th, 2010 12:31 am |
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tennis gal
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clovisman wrote: Okay Sandra. You've been cheated on by this goofball and he chose an uearthly skank. I know that you lurk on Dallas Digest. Your heart is broken and I'm unattached...isn't it time for a little Jarvisliciousness in your life? C'mon, Sandra, pm me.....you know you want to.
As soon as you hear from her, let me know, and y'all can double date with Greg Norman and me. 
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| Posted: Sat Mar 20th, 2010 12:36 am |
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| Posted: Sat Mar 20th, 2010 12:41 am |
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ZELDA
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Is skank the same as slapper?
Any woman who splits up a marriage knowingly is a slapper IMO.
What is it with these men? Sandra Bullock is beautiful and by all accounts just a lovely person, I'm sure she had her pick of men, and yet the one she chose has treated her so badly, its so sad.
Reminds me of prince Charles...had a woman the world loved, yet chose one instead that even in a good light can only be described as plain.
Nowt as queer as folk.
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| Posted: Sat Mar 20th, 2010 12:42 am |
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BigTex
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librarylady wrote: Bubba wrote: Oh.... And I'd be willing ta bet Dollars to Dinars that she voted for Obama.....
Nuff said!
What makes you believe she is even registered to vote?
Her voter registration card is tattooed on her thigh.
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| Posted: Sat Mar 20th, 2010 12:47 am |
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librarylady
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ZELDA wrote: Is skank the same as slapper?
Any woman who splits up a marriage knowingly is a slapper IMO.
What is it with these men? Sandra Bullock is beautiful and by all accounts just a lovely person, I'm sure she had her pick of men, and yet the one she chose has treated her so badly, its so sad.
Reminds me of prince Charles...had a woman the world loved, yet chose one instead that even in a good light can only be described as plain.
Nowt as queer as folk. Well, IMO, you could be a slapper and not a skank.
from the online slang dictionary:
dirty, unwashed, undesirable, and basically unattractive. It can also be used to describe loose men or women, as in the epithet "skanky whore."
http://onlineslangdictionary.com/definition+of/skanky
Well, I just used the slang dictionary for "slapper" and it looks like they are the same.
A girl with no class, style or dignity- a variation on 'slut'. Also "dapper slapper", a slapper who tries to appear as stylish, but underneath is ultimately still a slapper.
Last edited on Sat Mar 20th, 2010 12:49 am by librarylady
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| Posted: Sat Mar 20th, 2010 12:51 am |
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chronos
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ZELDA wrote:
Is skank the same as slapper?
Any woman who splits up a marriage knowingly is a slapper IMO.
What is it with these men? Sandra Bullock is beautiful and by all accounts just a lovely person, I'm sure she had her pick of men, and yet the one she chose has treated her so badly, its so sad.
Reminds me of prince Charles...had a woman the world loved, yet chose one instead that even in a good light can only be described as plain.
Nowt as queer as folk.
From Urban dictionary:
Skank 5202 up, 758 down
Derogatory term for a (usually younger) female, implying trashiness or tackiness, lower-class status, poor hygiene, flakiness, and a scrawny, pockmarked sort of ugliness. May also imply promiscuity, but not necessarily. Can apply to any race, but most commonly used to describe white trash.
You know that girl Crystal that lives in the trailer park?
She's a total skank.
slapper
an ugly girl whose main priority in life is to get fked!
na man she is just a dirty slapper
kelly is a slapper
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| Posted: Sat Mar 20th, 2010 12:57 am |
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Cliff
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Why would any man who has "PRIME RIB" trade it all in for a can of "dog food"?
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| Posted: Sat Mar 20th, 2010 12:58 am |
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chronos
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the new girl is more exciting thats all
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| Posted: Sat Mar 20th, 2010 01:17 am |
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Bubba
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Some Dudes are just Dogs..... Nail anythang with a scent..... Given the chance....
Dang glad *I* never acted like that.....
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| Posted: Sat Mar 20th, 2010 02:02 am |
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clovisman
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librarylady wrote: http://www.the33tv.com/health/sns-viral-girls-pg,0,5991256.photogallery
..see anyone you know?
"Oh Lydia, oh Lydia
Say have you met Lydia?
Lydia, the queen of tattoos
She's got eyes that folks adore so
And a torso, even more so.
Lydia, oh Lydia that encyclopedia
Oh, Lydia the queen of tattoos
On her back is the battle of Waterloo
Beside it the wreck of The Hesperus, too
And proudly above waves the red, white, & blue
You can learn a lor from Lydia
La la la la la la...la la la la la la...
When her robe is unfurled she will show you the world
If you step up and tell her where.
For a dime you can see Kankakee or Parie
Or Washington crossing The Deleware.
La la la la la la ....la la la la la la
Oh Lydia Oh Lydia. Say have you met Lydia?
Lydia, the queen of tattoos
When her muscles start relaxin'
Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson
Here is Grover Whalen unveiling The Triton
Over the west coast we have Treasure Island
Here's Najinsky a doin' The Rhumba
Here's her security numba.
La la la la la la ...la la la la la la
Oh Lydia, Oh Lydia that encyclopedia
Lydia the champ of them all
She once swept an Admiral clear off of his feet
The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat
And now the old boy's in command of the fleet
For he went and married Lydia.
I said Lydia
(He said Lydia)
They said Lydia
(we said Lydia)
La la
From "At The Circus" sung by J Cheever Loophole (Groucho Marx)
BTW, this was said to be Jim Hensen's favorite song and was actually played at his funeral. Just sharing, this thread reminded me of this song. BTW, Sandra, I'm still waiting for you to PM me. I won't drop you for a skank. You've got 48 hours to reply or else I'll have to extend the offer for an indefinite time. If you want, I'll rassle Jesse James for your honor...let me know. I know that you're lurking this message board.
Last edited on Sat Mar 20th, 2010 02:08 am by clovisman
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| Posted: Sat Mar 20th, 2010 03:03 am |
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Red Oak II
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So what did Bullock expect out of Jesse James ?
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From "The Law
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| Posted: Sat Mar 20th, 2010 08:30 am |
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JaMmYcAkEs
THE Cakerator!
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Orphie wrote: if weighed 50 more lbs would she be a shank?
no, then she'd be a "slab"
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| Posted: Sat Mar 20th, 2010 02:07 pm |
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Grassman
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Yes...If you have a tattoo on your fore head, you are a SKANK.
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| Posted: Sat Mar 20th, 2010 02:27 pm |
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Grassman
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She looks like a walking bacteria frap. Penicillin anyone?
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| Posted: Sat Mar 20th, 2010 03:32 pm |
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