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| Posted: Sun Oct 31st, 2010 09:50 pm |
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Bob Of Burleson
...And the smell of gunsmoke
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Well, something has to be done. The Cowboys can't be allowed to continue on the same course, losing game after game.
May I make a modest suggestion?
Jerry should take a clue from the Aztec priests and try ritual sacrifice to correct the playing field problems. On the morning of game days, he could take a virgin Cowboys Cheerleader to the top of Jerry Dome and toss her through the hole in the roof. The football gods will be appeased and the team will start winning games again.
What's that I hear? You have a better idea? Toss Jerry and his coaches through the hole?
Hmm, maybe you have something there.
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| Posted: Sun Oct 31st, 2010 10:14 pm |
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John in Plano
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good luck finding that cheerleader
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Bradford is amazing, Deacon was fearsome, beer is food, grandkids are cool
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| Posted: Mon Nov 1st, 2010 03:42 am |
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| Posted: Mon Nov 1st, 2010 03:46 am |
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SpaceCowboy
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I'll volunteer to do the screening
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Orphie and Jami walk into a building....you'd think one of them would have seen it
Orphie asked Jami what was brown and sticky....Jami said 'a stick'
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| Posted: Mon Nov 1st, 2010 04:15 pm |
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Texie
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Bob, I don't think there are any virgins on the cheerleading squad. I don't know that for sure, but it's just something I have a feeling about.
Something has to be done, that's for sure.
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| Posted: Mon Nov 1st, 2010 04:19 pm |
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Stoli
Orphie is a SBWLLHCE!!!!!!!!
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Fire Wade and Garrett.....tell every player on the team that NOBODY is a starter and make them earn it this week.
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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
Mark Twain
"We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."
- George Orwell
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| Posted: Mon Nov 1st, 2010 04:25 pm |
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| Posted: Mon Nov 1st, 2010 08:27 pm |
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Soup
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He should have sacrificed Wade last year before he lost his playoff virginity.
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See what I did there?
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| Posted: Mon Nov 1st, 2010 08:37 pm |
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