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| Posted: Wed Oct 27th, 2010 02:30 pm |
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OnTexasTime
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the old fart -- My Dad
he ran off to a casino in Louisiana yesterday morning with one of his widow women
which is fine, except it leaves me to field calls from the other old women who have been calling for him and can't get him on the phone
had two call me last night on my cell to tell me they could not reach him on either of his phones -- they always sound so hurt when I have to tell them he has run off with another woman
his housekeeper just called, she is outside the house trying to get in to clean -- he did not call her and tell her he was going out of town
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| Posted: Wed Oct 27th, 2010 02:46 pm |
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churchlady
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Omigosh...how funny!! Good to hear that he has enough energy to run off like that...
Can't you just tell the others you don't know where your father/child is? Maybe then they'll stop calling you.
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| Posted: Wed Oct 27th, 2010 02:51 pm |
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Bubba
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Jon!..... That's NOT what a good "Wing Man" does!!!!
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| Posted: Wed Oct 27th, 2010 02:52 pm |
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MichaelH
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Old Fart my rear.
He's my new hero!
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| Posted: Wed Oct 27th, 2010 02:56 pm |
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OnTexasTime
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churchlady wrote: Omigosh...how funny!! Good to hear that he has enough energy to run off like that...
Can't you just tell the others you don't know where your father/child is? Maybe then they'll stop calling you.
naw, then they would report him missing to the Sheriff
when it happened a few months ago I wondered how the lady had my cell -- I realized when I was at his house -- the housekeeper had made a sign and put on the refrig, "His Son xxx xxxxxxx lives in Corsicana and his cell phone number is xxx-xxx-xxxx." , so these women had gotten my number there when they were up getting him something out of the refrig* (he is the type of host who offers you something and tells you where to find it and what to bring him)
as far as his energy, he runs off for a couple of days and then comes back and lays up for a couple of weeks
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| Posted: Wed Oct 27th, 2010 02:58 pm |
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| Posted: Wed Oct 27th, 2010 03:00 pm |
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churchlady
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OnTexasTime wrote: churchlady wrote: Omigosh...how funny!! Good to hear that he has enough energy to run off like that...
Can't you just tell the others you don't know where your father/child is? Maybe then they'll stop calling you.
naw, then they would report him missing to the Sheriff
when it happened a few months ago I wondered how the lady had my cell -- I realized when I was at his house -- the housekeeper had made a sign and put on the refrig, "His Son xxx xxxxxxx lives in Corsicana and his cell phone number is xxx-xxx-xxxx." , so these women had gotten my number there when they were up getting him something out of the refrig* (he is the type of host who offers you something and tells you where to find it and what to bring him)
as far as his energy, he runs off for a couple of days and then comes back and lays up for a couple of weeks
Sounds like the perfect ladies man to me. And I'd just let them report him to the sheriff...and warn the sheriff in advance. That's just stupid of them...
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| Posted: Wed Oct 27th, 2010 03:07 pm |
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barb
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as far as his energy, he runs off for a couple of days and then comes back and lays up for a couple of weeks
That^line made my day!
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| Posted: Wed Oct 27th, 2010 09:35 pm |
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| Posted: Wed Oct 27th, 2010 09:42 pm |
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OnTexasTime
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glenn/dallas wrote:
Just how old is the gentleman ?
85 and they just called and said they were on their way back 
said he would be over later to watch the game 
did not take to well when I told him that ship had already sailed
I have had a better offer since he left
Last edited on Wed Oct 27th, 2010 10:38 pm by OnTexasTime
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| Posted: Wed Oct 27th, 2010 10:35 pm |
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| Posted: Wed Oct 27th, 2010 10:43 pm |
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Flash McCord
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You male types take care of yourselves! If you live long enough and outlast all the other guys, you, too can be Belle of the Ball someday! (so to speak- lol)
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| Posted: Thu Oct 28th, 2010 10:32 am |
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glenn/dallas
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I hope people use words like "frisky" and "rascal" to describe an 85 year old glenn/dallas
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| Posted: Thu Oct 28th, 2010 01:47 pm |
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Texie
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Leave him alone. Apparently he's having more fun than you are! LOL!!!
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| Posted: Thu Oct 28th, 2010 01:53 pm |
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Lily1
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Texie wrote: Leave him alone. Apparently he's having more fun than you are! LOL!!!
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| Posted: Thu Oct 28th, 2010 02:10 pm |
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OnTexasTime
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Texie wrote: Leave him alone. Apparently he's having more fun than you are! LOL!!!
damn, the truth hurts
of course he was put out last night cause he came home early and had no where to watch the Rangers game last night
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| Posted: Thu Oct 28th, 2010 02:16 pm |
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churchlady
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OnTexasTime wrote: Texie wrote: Leave him alone. Apparently he's having more fun than you are! LOL!!!
damn, the truth hurts
of course he was put out last night cause he came home early and had no where to watch the Rangers game last night
None of his widow girlfriends like baseball? My 80 year old grandmother loved her Rangers up until the very end of her life...
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| Posted: Thu Oct 28th, 2010 02:32 pm |
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OnTexasTime
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churchlady wrote: OnTexasTime wrote: Texie wrote: Leave him alone. Apparently he's having more fun than you are! LOL!!!
damn, the truth hurts
of course he was put out last night cause he came home early and had no where to watch the Rangers game last night
None of his widow girlfriends like baseball? My 80 year old grandmother loved her Rangers up until the very end of her life...
he is not much on going to their places for some reason
thirty minutes before the game he was calling me wanting to drive over and stay at my place -- I was already on my way out since he had canceled on me three days before -- he may be here tonight
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| Posted: Thu Oct 28th, 2010 02:34 pm |
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Bubba
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Enjoy his company whilst ya can.....
I sure do wish I could watch a game with my dad right now......
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